A Senior Consultant Gynecologist is playing a four ball at his local golf club. Now this Gynecologist is a very selfish golfer. He has no regard for etiquette, is totally wrapped up on his own game and cares nothing for his partners, the players in front or behind.
On this particular day he is struggling off the tee and despite the efforts of his partners is very slow.
Two lady golfers very quickly catch up the four balls and have to wait on every shot. By the 8th, the ladies are sick of waiting and one decides to drive off.
“I shouldn't if I were you,” her partner says, "You may hit him."
"I don't care it may quicken him up," she replies, and drives off. The ball lands about 20 yards behinds the Gynecologist and runs past him.
He turns and glares angrily back at the ladies before moving on. This has no effect and at the 12th the lady does the same again. Again the ball lands 20 yards behind the Gynecologist and runs past him.
He turns, shakes his fist at the ladies and moves on. No affect again and at the 14th the lady does the same again. The ball lands about 20 yards behinds the Gynecologist and runs past him.
The Gynecologist picks up the lady's ball, walks back to the tee, and says to her, "Madam if you do that to me again I shall place this ball where only a member of my profession can retrieve it!" |
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